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Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no no. Buzz: Oh, you almost had him. Rex: I’m never gonna defeat Zurg! Buzz: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you’re a better Buzz than I am. Rex: But look at my little arms! I can’t press the “fire” button and jump at the same time!

Woody: Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell’s seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.

Buzz: Woody, you haven’t found your hat yet, have you? Woody: No! And Andy’s leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can’t find it anywhere! Buzz: Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot sch’moes. Woody: They’re called s’mores, Buzz. Buzz: Right. Right. Of course. Has anyone found Woody’s hat yet?

Mr. Potato Head: I found it. Woody: You found my hat? Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!

Hamm: For cryin’ out loud, it’s this one. I despise that chicken.

Slinky: Fellas! Fellas! Okay, I got some good news, and I got some bad news. All: Go ahead. Tell us. Woody: What news? Slinky: The good news is I found your hat, Woody. Woody: My hat! Slink, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where’d you find it? Slinky: Well, that’s the bad news. Buster: Woof woof woof!

Rex: He’s in the box! Hamm: He’s sellin’ himself for twenty-five cents! Woody: Oh, Woody, you’re worth more than that.

Slinky: Golly bob howdy!

Rex: How do you spell "FBI"? Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene! Hamm: Oh, why don’t you watch where you’re going, Godspilla? Rex: I didn’t know there was a crime scene.

Jessie: Yee-haw! It’s you! It’s you! It’s you, it’s you, it’s you! It’s really you! Woody: What’s me? Jessie: Whoo-whee! Woody [voice box]: There’s a snake in my boot. Jessie: Ha! It is you! Woody: Please stop saying that. Jessie: Prospector said someday you’d come. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! The Prospector! He’ll wanna meet ya! Say “hello” to the Prospector!

Rex: It’s too fast. How can you even tell what’s on? Hamm: I can tell.

Buzz: Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn’t call myself his friend if I weren’t willing to do the same. So who’s with me?

Bo Peep: This is for Woody when you find him. Buzz: All right, but I don’t think it’ll mean the same coming from me.

Buzz: We’ll be back before Andy gets home. Mrs. Potato Head: Don’t talk to any toy you don’t know!

Buzz: To Al’s Toy Barn and beyond!

Woody: I’m on a yo-yo.

Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only 19 more to go. Slinky: What? Hamm:Nineteen? Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me. Buzz: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket? All: No. Buzz: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van? Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring that up. Buzz: No, he didn’t! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he’s safe in Andy’s room! Now let’s move out!

Al: Oh, thank goodness you’re here. Geri the cleaner: Is the specimen ready for cleaning? Al: So, uh, how long is this gonna take? Geri the cleaner: You can’t rush art.

Tour Guide Barbie: I can help. I’m Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography. Thank you. Mr. Potato Head: I’m a married spud. I’m a married spud. I’m a married spud. Hamm: Then make room for the single fellas.

Woody: Hey. Whatcha doin’ way up here? Jessie: Thought I’d get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again. Woody: Look, Jessie. I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See, Andy's a real… Jessie: Let me guess. Andy’s a real special kid. And to him, you’re his buddy, his best friend. And when Andy plays with you, it’s like even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive, because that’s how he sees you. Woody: How did you know that? Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily or Andy. But they forget you. Woody: Jessie, I didn't know. Jessie: Just go.

Mr. Potato Head: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we’re delivering a pizza. Hamm: How about a ham sandwich with fries and a hot dog? Rex: What about me? Hamm: You can be the toy that comes with the meal.

Stinky Pete: Look! I’m doin’ the box step!

Hamm: You heard of kung fu? Well, get ready for pork chop.

Woody: Hold it, now! Hey, you don’t understand! These are my friends! Rex: Yeah, we’re his friends! Woody: No. Rex, I mean they’re my friends!

Hamm: Quick! To the vent!

Hamm: This is weirdin’ me out.

Woody: Nah, Buzz. I can’t go. I can’t abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they’ll go back into storage. Maybe forever! Buzz: Woody, you’re not a collector’s item. You’re a child’s plaything. You are a toy! Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy’s done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me. Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you’re bein’ loved by a kid. And I travelled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him. Woody: Well, you wasted your time. Buzz: Let’s go, everyone. Slinky: What about Woody? Buzz: He’s not coming with us. Rex: But… But Andy’s coming home tonight. Buzz: Then we’d better make sure we’re there waiting for him. Woody: I don’t have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance. Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won. Utility Belt Buzz: I’ll never give in. You killed my father! Zurg: No, Buzz. I AM your father. Utility Belt Buzz: Nooooooooo!

Buzz: Buzz, are you coming? Utility Belt Buzz: No, I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad. Zurg: Good throw, son. That’s my boy. Go long, Buzzy! Utility Belt Buzz: Oh, you’re a great dad. Yippee!

Aliens: Use the Wand of Power!

Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

Al: Listen, flyboy. The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful! Clerk: I understand, sir. Al: Do you have a “fragile” sticker or something? Clerk: Don’t worry, sir. Al: Because I know what goes on back there. I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!

Aliens: The Mystic Portal!

Slinky: Buzz! Buzz, my back end’s going to Baton Rouge!

Slinky: What’s that? Bark, bark? This fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?

Buzz: You still worried? Woody: About Andy? Nah. It’ll be fun while it lasts. Buzz: I’m proud of you, cowboy. Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I’ll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company for infinity and beyond.

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